nintooner:

in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and

I’m sorry

lezgetdownn:

ellen is just perfect

(Source: 30rockasaurus)

hotaru-chan0412:

who wants ? meee~ :3

by : Sugi (twitter @Nowtoo )

odditiesoflife:

The Magical World of Living Light

This is the mysterious spectacle of bioluminescence. Its hard not to revel in the beauty of this remarkable natural phenomenon. These glowing creatures are primarily a product of the ocean. They are the primary source of light in the largest and darkest area of habitable land on Earth, the deep sea. On land, they are most commonly seen as glowing fungus on wood (foxfire) or in the few families of luminous insects (fireflies). 

(Source: shibaconfessions2)

(Source: nicklugo)

neofriend:

this is my son with the dog i just got him

(Source: eyeofwonder)

deeperstateofmind:

waitfortheawesomeness:

dudeufugly:

thank you Benedict! big help!

Really? I thought they were changing the name of the show to John

the amount of sass in this fandom is inspiring

kahtiihma:

the fuckING PENCIL SHARPENER ONE 

BRILLIANT THANK YOU

(Source: amourlemonde)

lavastormsw:

spun-foonerisms:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

mildly-intoxicated:

my favourite picture on tumblr ever

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF 22 AND I SAID “TOOTY TWO” OUT LOUD AT 4AM OH GOD

THREETY THREE THOUG H

FORTY FOUR TH-

wait

in-ground trampoline 

what if it breaks

THEN YOU DIE

It leads to Hell

SATAN IS WAITING

ＳＡＴＡＮ ＩＳ ＷＡＩＴＩＮＧ

(Source: excisions)

danieldempsey:

My dude straight loving him some nsync.

fannywinkle:

“plop.”

And this is the story of how I died